Beware The Marketing Quacks

May 4th, 2008
A couple of days ago, I decided I should write an article called “Why I Hate Internet Marketers”.

However, I was cleaning out some old emails today and found this, which pretty much makes my point:

(BTW, you can see his whole post at: http://tipsonwealthcreation.blogspot…er-bullet.html)

Beware the Silver Bullet

by Ken McCarthy

People like silver bullets.

We like magic pills… one-shot cures and one-punch knock outs too.

Eugene Schwartz the great copywriter understood this as well as anyone who ever lived and called his publishing business “Instant Improvement.”

I asked him about this once and he said that you can almost always legitimately offer someone instant improvement.

It may not solve all their problems or help them tap all their potentials, but there’s great power in sharing simple, easy-to-implement ideas that free up the logjams we all have in our minds.

So offering instant improvement is legitimate and accurate.

But then again, Gene sold $29 books.

He didn’t sell $1000 and up business programs and he certainly never claimed that marketing and advertising was simple or easy.

Quite the contrary.

His book “Breakthrough Advertising” peeled back the layers of complexity that hide behind every successful ad.

No one reading Gene’s book could ever walk away from it and think that there’s anything easy, simple or instant about creating great marketing.

Yet there’s a whole lot of people who know better who want their prospects to be ignorant on this fact so they can whack their credit cards one more time.

Buyer beware

It’s become popular in some Internet circles to blow up one simple idea, claim it offers a magic one-shot cure for everything, and then charge the moon for it.

This may be good for the guru and his car collection.

It’s probably not good for you.

In medicine, doctors who sell one-shot cure-alls like this are called quacks.

They’re not respected and no educated person knowingly does business with them.

Is it possible to make a lot of money being a quack?

Sure it is.

And in Internet marketing, you can be a “quack” and not face the kind of legal ramifications that people practicing bad medicine do.

But why do it?

Why use bogus claims to take large sums of people’s hard earned money for information that you know in advance is not enough to get the job done?

Internet marketing is a profession; not a bag of tricks you can buy on a street corner

No one would expect to become a plumber, an electrician or a brain surgeon based on a quick exposure to some “secret” genius’s sure-fire formula.

Why then would any serious person expect this from Internet marketing?

Two reasons:

1. It’s a pleasant fantasy

2. Huge numbers of Internet marketing gurus encourage this fantasy because they see pushing it as their way to easy riches.

Reality check:

I have never seen ANYONE succeed in Internet marketing who didn’t work at it like the dickens.

Anyone who claims otherwise is pulling your leg.

(continues…)

Steve

Recession And the 7% Solution

April 17th, 2008

This is a reprint of an email I sent to my newsletter list on January 2008:

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I’m sure you’ve been reading about this recession we’re “about to have”.

And, being in business, you might be asking yourself “if this thing hits hard, what’s it going to mean for my company?”

Well, Clayton Makepeace , the world’s highest paid copywriter, wrote something about this a couple of weeks ago and I wanted to share it with you. Clayton wrote:

“Let’s say this recession slashes a particular business’ profits 30%.  Suddenly, the owner is earning only 70% of the profits he earned last year.

Now, as a copywriter, you could just write a better promotion in the hopes of raising his response and average sale.

But to erase that 30% decline, you’ll need much more than just a 30% sales boost.  Your admittedly inspired copy will have to boost his sales by a whopping 42%.

Willing to bet your copy can do that?  In a recession? 
I thought not.

But what if you could help his company cut costs by just 7% …

Bring him 7% more new customers …

Boost his profit on each product sold by just 7% …

Cause existing customers to order from him 7% more often …

Increase his average sale by just 7% …

And keep customers buying 7% longer?

These incremental improvements would restore his profits - and then some — in no time flat!

And if you improved each of these metrics just a little bit more - say, by a meager 10% — he’d be growing his profits by a respectable 24% per year — at a time when his competitors are losing their shirts!”

Clayton’s point - a point that he, I and many other marketers have made for years - is that you can increase your profits significantly if you just find a number of small improvements in key areas of your business.

Obviously, you don’t have to wait for a recession to do this. But if you’re worried about the economy, Clayton’s words should reassure you that business and marketing optimisation puts you back in control of the future of your business.

If you want to read the whole of Clayton’s excellent article, you can find it here:

http://www.makepeacetotalpackage.com/clayton-makepeace/the-insanity-chronicles-part-two.html

Also, I wrote a blog post in June 2007 that gives advice on what to do when marketing gets tougher. Many of the points I make also apply to marketing in a recession:

http://www.stevegibsonconsulting.co.uk/blog/online-marketing/amateur-hour-is-almost-over.php

Best wishes

Steve

Great News For David Ogilvy Fans

April 4th, 2008

I want to give thanks to a client of mine, Jamie Miller, for pointing out that the BBC had a programme about David Ogilvy last night.

I missed it, but I’ll watch it on bbci over the weekend.

Staying on the Ogilvy theme, Drayton Bird - who worked with Ogilvy and has the very enviable quote “Drayton Bird knows more about direct marketing than anyone else in the world” - David Ogilvy, on the cover of his books - mentioned me in his blog this week. 

As you can see, it wasn’t bigging me up, but for someone in my line of work, it’s a brush with greatness.

Steve

Which is your problem - Marketing or Capacity?

March 17th, 2008

A few years ago, a business consultant called Eliyahu Goldratt wrote a “business novel” called “The Goal”. The book revolved around a number of useful business ideas, one of which - “the theory of constraints” - can help you better understand your business.

To explain how the theory works, I’m going to use the example of an assembly line:

Imagine a factory makes one product and thre are three steps of production (A, B and C) that turn the raw materials into the finished product.

These three steps have the following capacities:

A: 100 units per day

B: 60 units per day

C: 80 units per day

Now, it should be obvious that, as things stand, the most units the factory can make in a day is 60.

In fact, if the capacity was:

A: 1,000 units per day

B: 60 units per day

C: 800 units per day

It would still have a production limit of 60 units per day. That’s because B limits the overall output.

So, there’s no point in increasing the capacity of A or C unless you also manage to increase the capacity of B. That’s because B is the bottleneck (or, as Goldratt would call it, the “constraint”).

Taking this idea and applying it to business in general, there tends to be two steps in the “assembly line”.

There’s “production capacity” and there’s “market demand”.

i.e. “how many clients you can serve” and “how many clients do you have?” 

If you can serve 30 clients a month, but you’ve only got 20, then market demand is your “constraint”.

On the other hand, if you can serve 30 clients a month, and you have 40 people wanting to do business with you, production capacity is your “constraint”.

“Steve, enough of the theory, what can I do about it?”

If you have a marketing bottleneck, then the solution is to improve your sales and marketing.

There are many ways to do this. Here are just a few of the cheapest and most reliable:

- Do more of what’s profitable. 

- Improve the marketing you’re already doing - if you can get a higher response from the money you’re already spending, the extra clients are free.

- Work on your sales conversion process so you turn a higher percentage of enquiries into sales (if you’re selling online, “enquiries” would be web visitors)

- Find additional products and services you can offer to your existing clients

If you’ve got a production bottleneck, then that’s a different problem altogether.

One obvious solution is to increase capacity by bringing in extra staff or contracting the work out.

However, if you can’t find the right people to handle the work, or you don’t want to take on staff, there are a couple of things you can do to make more money from your current production capacity:

- Firstly, you can increase your prices. You’ll make more per hour and you’ll probably find you can increase your prices and still have more business than you can handle.

- Secondly, if you offer different services, you’ll find that some of them give you higher returns for your time. If you focus on those, you’ll get a higher return for your time without doing more work.

Best wishes

Steve Gibson

Is This The Dumbest Ad On TV?

March 11th, 2008

If you’re like me and spend too much time watching TV, you may have seen this:

link to really dumb ad

I’d love to see the research the agency took to Ford to justify their idea.

I can only imagine it went something like this:

“When we interviewed Ford dealers up and down the UK, we kept hearing the same thing: prospects are asking ’that’s a nice looking car, but does it double up as a French horn?’

“This lack of dual functionality is a deal breaker and costing you £millions in sales each year.

“Therefore, we believe the key selling point of the new Focus is that it can be disassambled and turned into a number of different musical instruments.

“If you focus on that benefit in your ads, you’ll dominate the car/instrument combi market and success will follow as inevitably as night follows day.”

It’s the only way I can imagine they could have pitched this.

Unfortunately, I’ve no way of figuring what was going on in the heads of the Ford execs that made saying “yes” to that nonsense seem like a good idea….

Steve 

  

“For The Best Hand-Job In Town…”

January 2nd, 2008

There’s a lot of talk these days about “web2.0″ and “web2.0 marketing”.

There’s some substance (i.e. adding value) to some of the techniques involved … and there’s a lot of “lets spam these sites while we can get away with it”.

 I’ve been looking into some of the sites you can market with and one of them has gotten me hooked!

It’s www.stumbleupon.com and it works like this: you list your interests and hit the “stumble” button.

You’ll then be shown a site that fits your criteria based on the recommendations of other “stumblers”.

For example, I’ve just been taken to this site:

http://www.jdbshow.com/badsign.html 

which has photos of ”unfortunate” shop signs and billboards.

(and a stained glass window that’s beyond belief!)

Hand Job

Stumbleupon is a great idea and I hope it can stay on top of the spammers as it’s a fun way of wasting a half-hour. 

Steve